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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

eatmeallnight:

Y’all are hilarious.

Y’all niggas beg for nudes and then go and bash women that post nudes.

Why? Because they didn’t specifically send them to you?

Who tf are you? Lmfao.

People slay me.


Benvolio:  In love?
Romeo:  Out.
Benvolio:  Of love?
Romeo:  Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio:  *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

Benvolio:  In love?
Romeo:  Out.
Benvolio:  Of love?
Romeo:  Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio:  *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???